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Thursday, November 10, 2011

Nursing Home Shenanigans

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Set the scene. 2:35 pm. Saturday afternoon. Smell of bleach in the background as I walk down the hall and see Ms. O, an 80 year old Russian woman.

Ms. Olga: "Excuse me, Miss. Can you please go through that door for me. They won't let me."
Me: (reads the sign on door: EMPLOYEES ONLY) "I'm sorry, Ms. Olga. I can't go back there either. I don't work here."
Ms. O: "But I really just want those M&Ms right there. See them?"
Me: "Ha-ha, yes, I do."
Ms. O: "So if I watch the door while you buy the M&Ms (slips $2 in my pocket) we should be ok. You can keep the change, Sweet Pea." (She winks at me)
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